Start your day with a mug that understands life’s cruel math: the older you get, the faster the calendar tries to speed-run your existence. This drowsy hound knows what’s up—he’s basically your spirit animal after 9 p.m.
Perfect for coffee, tea, or that suspicious herbal concoction you swear keeps your joints from squeaking like a rusty door. Dishwasher? Microwave? No problem. This mug is tougher than your knees after a flight of stairs.
Details that don’t age a bit:
Ceramic construction built for daily abuse
Sizes: 11 oz, 15 oz, or, “don’t talk to me until I finish” 20 oz
Lead and BPA-free
Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, life crisis safe
Grab this mug before Father Time notices you shopping online, because let’s be honest, he’s probably already jogging behind you.
