HIS Bucket Hat - because nothing says "back off, that's his stuff" like labeling it in embroidery! Perfect for the territorial guy who really likes labeling HIS things. This 100% cotton twill bucket hat isn't just a hat - it's a relationship boundaries enforcer with built-in sun protection!
[The boring (but important) details:] 100% cotton twill (fancy way of saying "really comfy") 3 ¾″ crown, 2 ¼″ brim (math for "perfect fit") One size fits most (like your excuses for why you need to label everything) Sewn eyelets for breathability (because marking your territory shouldn't make you sweaty)
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