T-Shirt - Bored

By The Time You Read This T-Shirt

Some conversations end naturally. Others should have never made it past the loading screen.

The By The Time You Read This, I’m Already Bored Of The Conversation tee is for anyone with a limited tolerance for pointless chatter, endless stories, awkward small talk, and people who somehow need twelve minutes to say nothing.

Bold, funny, and brutally honest, this shirt lets the room know your attention span has standards. It’s perfect for introverts, socially selective people, neurodivergent folks, gamers, quiet-mode legends, and anyone whose brain checks out the second the conversation turns into unpaid DLC.

Wear it anywhere conversation may occur against your will.

Why you’ll love it: Gildan 5000 Classic Tee

• Funny sarcastic conversation design
• Great for introverts, gamers, and socially selective humans
• Bold readable artwork on a classic black tee
• Perfect for small talk survivors
• Clean front graphic with attitude
• Comfortable everyday wear for people whose patience has a short warranty

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Imported

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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