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T-Shirt - Fictionally Occupied

T-Shirt - Fictionally Occupied

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Mentally Out of Office

You may be standing in the room, sitting at the table, or pretending to participate in a conversation, but your attention is currently somewhere several chapters away.

This black Gildan 5000 crew-neck T-shirt is made for readers who disappear into a story the moment the book opens. The bold white design and open-book graphic let everyone know that the body is present, but the imagination is unavailable until further notice.

Comfortable enough for long reading sessions and direct enough to discourage unnecessary interruptions.

A great gift for book lovers, introverts, daydreamers, and anyone who regularly vanishes without leaving the chair.

Open the book. Leave reality unattended.

Specs for the temporarily relocated:

• Gildan 5000 short-sleeve crew-neck T-shirt
• Classic fit for comfortable everyday wear
• Bold white artwork printed on a black shirt
• Perfect for libraries, bookstores, coffee shops, and strategic social withdrawal
• Pairs well with fictional worlds, ignored notifications, and cold coffee
• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product imported

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
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