T-Shirt - I'm Here Physically

I’m Here Physically, Socially I Left 20 Minutes Ago T-Shirt

The body made it to the function. The social battery did not survive the trip.

This funny tee is for anyone who has ever stood in a room full of people while their brain quietly packed a bag, called a cab, and left without saying goodbye. Bold, bright, and easy to read, this design says what your face may or may not be communicating.

Perfect for introverts, neurodivergent folks, overstimulated legends, and anyone who has mastered the ancient art of being present while absolutely not being available.

Wear it to parties, family gatherings, work events, or anywhere you want to announce: I showed up. Please do not make this weird.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny social battery design
• Bright graphic on a classic black tee
• Perfect conversation starter, or conversation ender
• Soft, comfortable everyday wear
• Officially approved by the part of your brain that wants to go home already

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Imported
• Gildan 5000 Classic Tee


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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